adolescent “porno” flick..

January 7, 2008 at 12:04 am | Posted in sightings | 3 Comments

dearest adolescent,

i wished i could tell you how exciting it was to see some in-car action in a carpark. considering that there was an unadultered view of the action, without newspapers or sun-blockers blocking out the ‘action’.

in addition, i’m glad that you do realize the importance of foreplay in a healthy sex life. however, it is not extremely nice for people to see your boyfriend’s hand up your skirt, in the broad daylight of a carpark. sure, it may add more risque to it and the possibility of getting caught may turn you both on.

that said, let me remind you that you may want to keep the action away from the eyes of the elders. after all, you wouldn’t want them having a heart attack. 

henceforth, should you decide to go ahead and do the do, please go to a discreet corner- one that guarantees that you will not be caught by someone. otherwise, even your boyfriend’s (daddy’s?) flashy car wouldn’t be able to blind the observers with its red tailight before we can get some delicious shots.

i wish you best of luck. and remember, always use rubber.

-x

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  1. WOHOHOHO!

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    TAKE PEEKTURES!!!! hahahah =)

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