The East Side Dave #1 Birthday Party! And YOU are invited!
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Friday at 8:00pm - Saturday at 4:00am
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Gossip Bar NYC (Ninth Avenue between 49th & 50th Street)
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| What will happen | Shenanigans! Music! Debauchery! Games! Spinning! Pukies! |
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THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE THE #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY OF ALL TIME!!
Live music to be performed by the great Roy Shaffer! A fog and laser machine will be included!
Members of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be intoxicated!
Two to five midgets expected to not attend!
Superstars such as Jeffrey Danger of The Cuertos and Adam from Big Brother shall rock!
Radio celebrities? Possibly!
Television personalities? Maybe!
Movie stars? No fucking way!
Don't worry, this party will ROCK!!!
Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don't forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!
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