Some jokes for everyone!
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.
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Ah Beng: I am very proud coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng: 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment'.
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied: 'the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.'
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'.
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng: 'why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?'
Ah Beng replied: Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM!
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Ok that all for the jokes. Its from an email btw. I knows its lame but it really made me laugh after a full day of chemistry stress. And dont ask how I did for exams. I screwed it, the inside-out type.
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