Look down that girl’s shirt and tell me if you think those things are real. Wonder what that looks like when a girl gets to be around sixty. Kinda like Steve Austin lifting a house with his bionic arm, like it wouldn’t give him a hernia or something. I wonder if we spend to much time drinking beer and bird watching. Look, there goes another Double Breasted Bed Thrasher. How much difference is there really between a man and a woman anyway? One of those professors down at CU actually met his wife on the internet. How did he know for sure that he wasn’t really talking to a guy?