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“The second floor, where they used to sell leotards and meshy panties, will now display ipods.”

Dear Steve Jobs,

topheriskris:

My friend and I were having a very (not really) important discussion on the lack of an Apple presence in Savannah, Ga, and though they have been getting flack on child labor issues, and the girl who helped me last week, Zoey, didn’t really get my ipod fixed, I still  like Apple…and I think it’s America’s fault. 

There should be an Apple store in Savannah. The amount of SCAD kids will be the backbone of the shop and all the other college kids scattered throughout Savannah will probably appreciate an Apple store. If not for a legitimate reason, then for fucking around taking pictures of themselves on a 40-inch iMac, or to kill time because when I was in high school, all I did was try to figure out how to kill time with the least amount of money as possible. Actually, I still do that, but I’m just more sophisticated (which really only means I don’t wear converse as much and I have better sunglasses).

So I propose to make that sad looking empty American Apparel into an Apple store. The first floor, where they used to sell shirts, skirts, dresses, pants, etc., will be cash registers, desktops, laptops, and giant cardboard desktops and laptops. The second  floor, where they used to sell leotards and meshy panties, will now display ipods. The third floor, which used to have a giant rack of gym shorts,  can be accessories and the Genius Bar! 

Done. I did it. Ok Chatham, your turn. 

With the warmest regards,
Topher

Please please please send this Steve.