ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don’t know. can you?
she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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