MELANIE PHILLIPS’ FACT ATTACK

DIMBLEBOT CALCULATES A 0.18% CHANCE OF DIMBLE-DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF “PHILLIPS” AS HER SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH LIBRARY CONSISTS OF “HARRY POTTER”

PLEASE TAKE ON THE ROLE OF “PHILLIPS” IN THIS SIMULATION SO DIMBLEBOT CAN LEARN HOW SHE PRIORITISES HER TARGETS AND THUS REMAINS IN EMPLOYMENT

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INSTRUCTIONS:
“SPACE” = FIRE PARONOIA MISSILES
“LEFT” AND “RIGHT” = ROTATE
“UP” = THRUST
“DOWN” = IGNORANCE SHIELD
“Z” = “TV APPEARANCE BOMB (DEPLETES SHIELDS)

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