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Thu May 30, 2024
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 30 is dynasty, as in "Falling into a vat of manure is a sure way to dynasty" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Dontcha just hate it when you kill your boyfriend for his inheritance only to find out it didn't exist source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Fark NotNewsletter: Freak Biking Accident source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	27
(Some One)	Photoshop this city of lost children source: thoughtco.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Day 23 of the Trump Election Interference trial. The Jury is deliberating for its second day, but has some questions for the Court. Vonshiztizpants continues to have no choice but to be at the beck and call of the twelve strangers source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	378
	'Snake Mating Ball' source: fox8.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	School bus driver retires after 70 YEARS on the job. Fark: Started when he was 15 source: wavy.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	More than half of Gen Z lives a "double life" where their personality online vastly differs from how they present themselves in the real world. Now subby wonders what their Fark alts are source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	Day 827 of WW3. Mordor holds dress rehearsal for mobilization, but denies that's what is happening. Orc commanders across the front refuse to learn from mistakes. Must be another day ending in "Y". This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	92
	In space, no one can hear you scream, even when one of the doors of your poorly designed spaceship falls off source: thehill.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	DOWN goes botnet source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Opinion article: Don't grind yourself into crap each day in your work and personal life when you can take the edge off and make each day sufferable with this one easy trick source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	Man grows weary of being man's best friend; may turn into a panda or bear next source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Don't. Stop. Come back source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Swimming in an urban waterfront seems like a terrible idea, so naturally it sold out in 10 minutes source: foxbaltimore.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	ASCO Auto Body - which has a Yelp rating of 4.7 out of 5 stars and 18 bullets on a customer source: mercurynews.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 995: "Wiiiiiiiide Angle". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	29

Wed May 29, 2024
	From the Police Department that brought you Acorn Cop source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Rights? What rights? source: cbs12.com \| share: Copy Link	78
	Faced with record fare evasion, New York's MTA a) enforces the law, b) builds more secure turnstiles, or c) hires a behavioral consultant to explore a holistic approach to GAAAAAAH are those farking cementheads serious with this happy horseshiat? source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share: Copy Link	63
	Smile, you're on burglar camera source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Man takes flight but grounds the rest of the plane source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	35
	This Fall, you'll be able to get tickets to a Titanic musical in New York, featuring a higher body count than Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark source: crunchyroll.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Florida man imprisoned for running gigantic shell game source: abcactionnews.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Photoshop this accusation that hinges on a fine point source: wikihow.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Sheep, gin, and rockets: Shoot, don't tell subby this Scottish island doesn't know how to have a pretty good time source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	On the bright side, at least this 'star athlete' accuse of forging Pokémon cards did not attempt to flee on a getaway inner tube this time source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Former lawyer files "pseudo-legal" lawsuit must pay $30k "real" money source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	32
	Out in the back country to get away from your hectic life and just want to play a game on your cell phone? THEY WILL FIND YOU source: coloradosun.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	If you don't have a valid license, don't drive a car. If you have a Zoom Court hearing about your driving without a license, be on time. And no matter what, if you have a Court hearing and no valid DL, don't dial in via Zoom while driving a car source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Apparently a UFO joined the Blue Angels airshow over a New York beach last Friday source: tmz.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Blue Lagoon closed due to volcano eruption. Brooke Shields reported to be safe source: weather.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Swedish Death Cleaning: how to get rid of crap. With handy links to crap you can buy to help you get rid of crap. Crap source: ksn.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Truck carrying 40K pounds of strawberries overturns, creates jam source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	"New Delhi records highest-ever temperature of 52.3C as north India swelters" - if you're in the US, that's ... that can't be right source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	200
	Photoshop this box of fruit source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	'Chapel on the Bay' turned floating condo up for sale again. Would make a great Fark party barge if we can get it out of Florida source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Just another typical day in Iceland. Another eruption - link goes to live feed source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Ready to upgrade your rig? Here comes the next-gen, high performance potato source: potatonewstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Whale washes up on Oregon beach earlier this week. Now people are urging authorities to 'blow it up' after TNT incident 50 years ago. Something about huge chunks of blubber raining down upon them (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	54
	Hospital staff warned over 'aggressive' crow that may have been involved in a murder source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	"I have a desire to tell stories. And I'm never quite satisfied." -Martin Scorsese. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Storied Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	19
	Today is Mount Everest Day, so find something or someone to mount source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	G-force changes were the likely cause of the injuries on Singapore flight last week, showing the dangers of using untested nVidia drivers source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Could DVDs be making a comeback? Should they? source: phillymag.com \| share: Copy Link	217
	Caption this outreach committee source: i2-prod.mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	21
	Doesn't matter, had sex source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	80
(Some Guy)	Abergavenny Man defeats a necromancer using the time-tested strategy of drinking half a bottle of whiskey while on acid source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from Cowboys International®, The Lines, Pixies, and Simple Minds. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #608. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	88
	Fire destroys part of Legoland. Gimli, Legolas heartbroken source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	25

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