Overall Points 2023
Brighton Bruisers | 506 |
US Americans | 498 |
Superbowl Bound | 489 |
Manginas | 486 |
Sactown Shrimpers | 486 |
Stumps | 479 |
G Practice Unit | 474 |
Pillow Biters | 461 |
Team Whitey | 454 |
The Pit | |
Whiskey Rebellion | 426 |
Abusement Park | 422 |
Golden Holes | 403 |
Head To Head 2023
Manginas | 12-6-0 |
Stumps | 11-7-0 |
US Americans | 10-8-0 |
Team Whitey | 10-8-0 |
Superbowl Bound | 9-8-1 |
Whiskey Rebellion | 9-8-1 |
Brighton Bruisers | 9-8-1 |
Sactown Shrimpers | 9-9-0 |
Pillow Biters | 8-10-0 |
G Practice Unit | 7-9-2 |
Abusement Park | 6-12-0 |
Golden Holes | 5-12-1 |
Top Scores Week 18
Pillow Biters | 44 |
Stumps | 34 |
Sactown Shrimpers | 27 |
Team Whitey | 25 |
Golden Holes | 25 |
G Practice Unit | 25 |
Whiskey Rebellion | 24 |
US Americans | 23 |
Abusement Park | 22 |
Brighton Bruisers | 21 |
Superbowl Bound | 19 |
Manginas | 11 |
Top Players Week 18
Justin Jefferson | 13 |
CeeDee Lamb | 12 |
Nico Collins | 12 |
James Conner | 11 |
Dak Prescott | 10 |
Breece Hall | 10 |
Bijan Robinson | 9 |
Amon-Ra St. Brown | 9 |
Jonathan Taylor | 9 |
Josh Allen | 8 |
Joe Mixon | 8 |
Derrick Henry | 8 |
Najee Harris | 8 |
Evan Engram | 8 |
Calvin Ridley | 8 |
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Jan 8, 2024 9:10am
Points Champ 2023
Congratulations to Adam Brown, this year's points champion with 506 points. -
Jan 8, 2024 9:09am
Head to Head Champ 2023
Congratulations to George Miller, this year's head to head champion with a record of 12-6.
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Jan 8, 2024 9:08am
Playoff Champ 2023
Congratulations to Matt Snow, this year's playoff champion.
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Dec 13, 2023 7:25pm
Trade Deadline
The 2023 trade deadline is this Thursday (Dec. 14) at 8:15pm.
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Dec 13, 2023 7:24pm
Playoffs 2023
Here are the playoff seeds:
- Superbowl Bound: Wins Bitch division. Best record. (9-4-1)
- Manginas: Wins Smeg division. (8-5)
- Whiskey Rebellion: Wins Burg division by a half game. (7-6-1)
- US Americans: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye. Wins tiebreaker over Stumps with best division record. (8-6)
- Stumps: Loses tiebreaker with US Americans on division record. (8-6)
- Pillow Biters: Wins tiebreaker with Sactown Shrimpers on head to head wins. (7-7)
- Sactown Shrimpers: Loses tiebreaker with Pillow Biters on head to head wins. (7-7)
- Team Whitey: Loses tiebreaker with Pillow Biters on division record and Sactown Shrimpers on head to head wins (7-7)
- Brighton Bruisers: Falls behind 3 teams ahead of him on a tie with Golden Holes in week 14 but would have lost to all of them anyway due to poor division record.
- G Practice Unit: Clobbered in the Smeg division. (5-7-2)
- Golden Holes: All wins came inside the division (4-9-1)
- Abusement Park: Seven-game skid from weeks 6-12 doomed the season. Lost 5 games by 3 points or less. (4-10)
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Dec 5, 2023 1:50pm
Final Waiver Wire and Taxi This Monday Night
The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 11). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.
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Nov 25, 2023 5:43pm
Sixth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 27). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Nov 7, 2023 7:47am
Fifth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 13). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Oct 29, 2023 8:03pm
Fourth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 30). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Oct 11, 2023 9:24am
Third Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 16). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Sep 26, 2023 7:46am
Second Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 2). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Sep 26, 2023 7:44am
Week 3 Scores
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Sep 12, 2023 10:49am
First Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The first waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 18). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Jan 4, 2024 9:59am
Hmmm. Team Madam might get over the top.
Kind of like Morris got CNN over the top! -
Nov 30, 2023 6:55pm
Well that’s a change
He's usually grabbing your hips while he's ramming your ass! -
Nov 22, 2023 11:14am
Morris is grabbing my feet and trying to pull me into the pit!
Cnn, I am hanging on by my fingernails. -
Oct 16, 2023 5:04pm
How’s the weather down there Claude?
Be afraid...Be very afraid! -
Oct 16, 2023 8:32am
Pillow Biters remain in the Pit
You know they like it. -
Oct 10, 2023 10:57am
Skin feelin itchy Clod?
Skin feelin itchy as you prepare to molt back into the pit hunan centipede? You're awfully close to the pit to be talking so much trash. Switch w you soon when you slither back home. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:44am
The Pillow Biters are biting pillows in the Pit!
Mixing it up with the Glory Holes and Whiskey Rebellion. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:43am
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win!
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win! -
Sep 12, 2023 11:44am
Oh be still my beating heart!
Let us pray. Please Lord allow us the unmitigated joy of bestowing on Claude his rightful moniker as The Human Centipede (Stage 3). -
Sep 11, 2023 11:39am
Your room just like you left it
Welcome home human centipede. Hope you find your room just as you left it. There may be a few bite marks in the pillow but you won't be biting much with the pillows you are sewn to. Good to have you home again. -
Sep 8, 2023 8:12am
The Pillowbiters take the lead
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Dec 23, 2022 11:45am
Close teams. Literally 6 teams within 10 points of each other
There are 6 teams within 10 points of each other and the bottom man on that totem pole will end in the Pit for the year. -
Oct 28, 2022 9:01am
Golden Holes thrust Abusement Park into the Pit
Looks like Golden Holes just leaped out of the Pit and thrust Abusement Park back into the Pit by one point.